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Midnight Caller

Made in china

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    Cica 4 chinezi prieteni au emigrat in State. Deoarece pe ei ii chema Bu, Chu, Fu si Su, au decis sa-si americanizeze numele, ca sa fie mai usor de pronuntat.

    Astfel, Bu si-a schimbat numele in Buck, Chu in Chuck, iar Fu si Su s-au intors in China

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A man suspects his wife is cheating him and hired the services of a Chinese detective since it is cheap. After his study detective reports:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house.

He come house. I watch house.

He and she leave house. I follow.

He and she go hotel.

I climb tree. I look window.

He kiss she. She kiss he.

He strip she. She strip he.

He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. I fall off tree.

I no see. No fee,

  Cheng Lee

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Congres pentru cea mai avansata tehnologie din lume:

- Americanii iau un fir de par si il taie (crapa) in patru parti.

- Rusii iau o parte si ii dau filet interior si exterior.

- Chinezii il iau si scriu pe el ‘Made in China‘!

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Care sunt cele mai folosite 3 cuvinte din lume?

MADE IN CHINA !!!

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